INSIDE-OUT BOY: STILL INSIDE OUT. DEAD.

Obituary by Kristen Grant

For I.O.B. kidney punches were truly lethal.

Inside Out Boy, also known as I.O.B., died yesterday from blood loss and organ failure when he fell off his chair at a local eatery. Upon arrival at the scene, several authorities were surprised to learn of the incident, as anyone between the ages of 20 – 28 believed I.O.B. to have died ten years ago. An assumption made by anyone aware of his physical condition. I.O.B. got his name after a fateful swing set accident where the boy, then just a regular kid, swung over the bar and turned inside out.

Often the center of controversy, I.O.B. was involved in science-fair fraud, and once arrested for attempted bank robbery. He was later acquitted. Friends and fans alike will remember Inside-Out Boy as a hero and as someone who literally wore his heart on his sleeve. During his lifetime, Inside-Out Boy was known for his super power of “grossing out adults” and having a lot of what every kid’s got inside: guts. He is survived by a houseplant.